Mom just asked me for weed

Woke up with my mom calling me asking me the usual "how u doin" stuff and then goes "you got a couple doses for me?" "Ahaa haahah yea so funny" "Do you have any for me?" "Ahaaa funny joke lol" .. "Wait u fr?" "Yea" "I mean i guess??" I then gaze up at my bong and go "i mean idunno maybe ill get some from my friends" and then we laugh it off

Anyways she wants to buy 2 GRAMS for 2 people who have never smoked before😭 im prolly gonna make them a 0.5 size joint I have no idea what planet im on

Edit: i was extremely blazed while writing that so sorry if it made no sense Update: she came over and i rolled her a joint pretty sure its gonna last them pretty well. Shes gonna smoke it on the weekend so ill update more