Your Favorite Lahey Rant

“Hello everybody! Awh, gummy bears! You probly all heard… that I was fired… as supervale of the sunny parks’n park. It’s not true… I quit! You wanna know why? You wanna know why? ‘Cause I don’t give a shit. I really don’t Julian. This place is a dump! You have my permission, to do whatever you want, anytime, anyplace, and you don’t have to listen to Pills-bandy doughboy or team sexy. This- I’ll tell you what… I’ll have little drink… Celebrate your little pick-nicky…”

“Hello everybody! Awh, gummy bears! You probly all heard… that I was fired… as supervale of the sunny parks’n park. It’s not true… I quit! You wanna know why? You wanna know why? ‘Cause I don’t give a shit. I really don’t Julian. This place is a dump! You have my permission, to do whatever you want, anytime, anyplace, and you don’t have to listen to Pills-bandy doughboy or team sexy. This- I’ll tell you what… I’ll have little drink… Celebrate your little pick-nicky…”