What happened to Steve, Mary, John, Mark, Julie, Justin, Stephanie and Tom?

I don't understand the fascination with creating names which cannot easily be pronounced, spelled, understood and aren't found on a keychain. Why are we progressively one upping each other to create the most unique and ridiculous names? Do you not hear how the names sound? Do you have no concern for your child as an adult with the ridiculous name you have saddled them with? Wake up and let's start using the "old" names. In 20ish years this generation is going to be so embarrassed by their parents choice. Just stop, please.