I’ve okbuddybaldur’ed myself irl

Y’all i am a grown woman with a big girl job and her own apartment. My entire career is helping other people figure out how to cope with life without resorting to maladaptive, destructive coping strategies. I am allegedly a functioning human being.

I also haven’t gotten laid in years (by choice). I do not have sex dreams. Ever.

Anyway last night I dreamt all night about fucking Raphael. One scenario after another, the entire dream was just loosely linked scenarios in which that lawful evil bastard and I got down.

I am shook.

The. End.