When you realize uni exams are just a glorified game of Who Can Stay Calm While Drowning?

Why does every exam season feel like a full-blown reality TV show? We’re all just running around like chickens without heads, pretending we’ve studied, but in reality, we’ve memorized more meme formats than lecture notes. Outsiders think we’re just here for a degree. Nah, bro, we’re here to survive. Who else is just trying to make it to the next semester without turning into a caffeine-fueled zombie?