Everyone needs a bidet. Period.

People. Please go buy a bidet. They are cheap and retrofit to basically any toilet. If you're feeling bougie, then get a separate bidet.

You can wipe your ass until that toilet paper is perfectly clean. Then use a bidet and wipe again, surprise!. There's is clean, and there is squeaky clean. People walking around with swamp ass all day!

Edit: I'm so happy to see there are so many bidet enthusiasts out there like me! I won't stop preaching this contraption until every booty hole on earth has one. They are cheap, around $50 or so off Amazon. I've been using ours for about 5 years, zero issues. Like so many, there was a time I thought it was hogwash. In fact, it was a gift I stored away in the closet for almost 3 years until one day I installed it. It can seriously be installed by anyone, with no knowledge of plumbing. It's that simple. Go easy, level 1 to start. Some could strip the chrome off a trailer hitch ball. Your ass and everyone's noses around you will thank you! 🫡