Arvis stole my wife

I've come to make an announcement: Arvis is a dishonorable dastard. He stole my wife. That's right, he took his tiny Valflame tome and stole my wife, and he said that Deirdre was his sister and I said that's disgusting. So, I'm making a rebuttal letter on Reddit.com. Arvis, your fetishes are cringe and your Valflame is small. It's the size of a Fire tome, except WAY smaller. And guess what? My weapon looks like this. That's right peasants. Long, has A LOT of durability, flexible, look at that it looks like the neck of a dragon. He stole my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna invade Velthomer. That's right, this is what you get! SUPER LASER OVERRIDE! Except, I'm not going to invade Velthomer, I'm going to aim higher, I'm invading Agustria! How do you like that, ELDIGAN? I INVADED AGUSTRIA, YOU SIMPLETON! You have twenty-three hours before I grind enough in the arena to afford the money needed to repair all of my weapons, now give my wife back before I Override on you as well!

- Sigurd of House Chalphy