Facts about my potential magical impact on the bills

Fact one: the Bills are undefeated (2-0) in games me and my kid have attended. We’re going on Sunday.

Fact two: in April 2015 my family and I moved from Syracuse to Boulder, CO. The Broncos went on to win the SB that 2015-2016 season. In March 2024 my family and I moved back from CO to Buffalo. Which means, obviously, that the Bills are destined to win the Super Bowl this season.

Its happening. Go Bills.