What the fuck even is Ino

When I log onto GGST I wanna play against a real character not this slippery fuckin neutral skip low flying over my normals unreactable overheads MONSTER FUCK. Like seriously why does she get a fullscreen zoning projectile that also gives her unreactable high/low and that bumass chemical love catching everything I do WHY IS SHE A RUSHDOWN WITH ZONING TOOLS and holy shit dont even get me started about "stroke the big tree". wtf am I supposed to do while shes tossing me around and moaning in my ear and im not allowed to play the game unless I burst WHAT CAN I EVEN DO bro but I like her design.