Across games, I still hate Bryan Fury

Original T7 salt post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/rkcxcu/i_hate_bryan_fury/

Across T7 I was utterly befuddled at how this character constantly gets so much respect for his dollar store in 1923 cheap gameplay. In Tekken 8 I'm convinced Bryan is eternally designed to be the top 5 cheapest characters in the game. I don't care what anyone says, a character who's move list contains 40% natural launchers and 70% CH launchers will be ridiculous.

Bryan already had babies-r-us neutral, but then they give him QCB+1 which is now embryos-r-us neutral. Such a stupid move. I don't understand why they gave Bryan who already had ridiculously damaging pokes a fafnir. Stepping Bryan is literally a death sentence. Anyone who says he's linear is lying to you.

His new guard break is lol in a can. Like he wasn't deadly enough at the wall, they just made it so you don't have to do any work to already kill the guy who was close to being dead in the first place. If you're at the wall against a Bryan, you're dead.

You've never needed heavy execution to do well as Bryan, despite what all the TMM watchers will tell you. All the fancy taunt+B4 stuff is icing on the cake. I will never, in any fighting game I ever play, from now until forever, be convinced that quarter circles are an execution barrier. His gameplan is simple. His moves are simple to execute. His combos are simple. The people online who play him are simple because they swear they're so cool making him eye sclera black. You're not cool kid.

His SLS+1+2 or whatever notation, the 15f heat engager/launcher that hits you from ACROSS THE SCREEN into plus frames needs absolute gutting. That move is so fast and hits from so far that I think it's a heat smash most of the time.

At this point I will be forever relegated to hating Bryan. And the Garyu guys who watched their favorite streamer and want to pitch in their advice can save it for their gameplay.

Tl;DR: Bryan is still top 5 stupidest characters in the game.