Rank these 5 Tom Wambsgans lines

  1. It’s like Israel/Palestine, except harder, and much more important.

  2. The man dying of thirst is suddenly a mineral water critic?

  3. Norway, Sweden, what’s the difference? It’s all descended from the same rapists.

  4. If I’m the king and you’re the queen, maybe it’s fine to f**k the odd peasant.

  5. You don’t hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the MySpace of STDs.