Reddit, Am I The Arsehole?
Reddit, am I the arsehole?
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 mandatory nap times) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking took a nap, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the nap times of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jepsty Effrein) and planned a mass nap-time attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?