What’s wrong with people here?

I’ve lived in STL for almost nine years now, and I can’t figure it out. From the insane drivers to nightly violent crime sprees, it just seems like there are a lot of psychopaths here. Is it lead in the water? Is it radiation poisoning? It can’t be the “lack” of police, because I’ve lived in towns that had no cops at all and people still behaved somewhat normally.

-sent from my iPhone while driving my Charger 107mph down the center turn lane and firing my guns in the air.