Guys hear me out, seriously

don't ask about this image i used btw

Ok so this might sound a bit "wild" per say but hear me out, so i have this theory/headcanon that i made as a joke, basically it's about Classic Sonic secretly having a 7 inch penis that's almost twice the size of HALF his whole body, so just the idea of that being a thing after ALL these years of Classic Sonic's existance is honestly HILARIOUS. But then again, that's just a theory. ⁽ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒ ᶦ'ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ˢᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵗ⁾