Roast him.

He has 80hectares of space to just move around freely, gets to eat raw meat, lives in a 3 story house and gets all the attention he wants but still dares to complain. He is living a rich life but would rather eat trees rather than something actually nutritious for him. Sits like an old man (hes 1years and 3 months) always getting into fights but doesnt like it when we treat his wounds. Would rather have an infection. He would rather sleep in a sink and have water poured on him than on his own bed we bought him. I’ve had cats my while life how i have i still not learned they dont want anything you buy them. Eats the Christmas tree(we use real ones cause we live in finland) and gets diarrhoea because of it. Is in the teen phase and throws shit at my face when i try to scold him for eating my plants. Is raised with a stubborn dog and a people pleaser rescue dog but chose the stubborn dog personality and tries to take our rescues food.