Worst of the Northstate 2024!

Alright! I haven't done this in a couple of years but Worst of the Northstate is back! 2024 Edition! If anything in here offends you, get over it. 😘

Worst Restaurant in the Northstate: Shasta County Jail

Worst Clock in the Northstate: The Sundial Bridge

Worst Law Enforcement Agency: Dads Against Predators

Worst Place to Drive Without Getting Shot in the Head: Highway 44 past Patrick Jones' future gun range (if it ever gets built)

Best Facebook Hate Group: Redding Patriots

Worst News Publication: Shasta County Citizen Journalists

Worst Street in the Northstate: Criss Street

Worst County Supervisor at Having Non-Arthritic Bones: Patrick Jones

Worst County Supervisor at Doing Ninja Stuff: Kevin Crye

Worst School of Supernatural Ministry: [Removed by Facebook]

Best Place to Buy Clothing: Mervyn's

Worst Place to Carry an Umbrella in the Rain: Anywhere RPD can see you

Worst Place to Purchase Firearms: Jones Fort

Worst Redding Crime Facebook Group: All of em

Best Hate Speech Movement: Moms for Liberty, Shasta County Chapter

Worst Anonymous Entity at Being Anonymous: Shasta Anon (we 👀 you)

Worst Retired Arts and Crafts Hobbyist: Lori Bridgeford

Worst District 4 Supervisor: See “Worst County Supervisor at Having Non-Arthritic Bones”

Biggest Pothole in the Northstate: Laura Hobbs

Worst at Getting Election Results Overturned in Court: Also Laura Hobbs

Worst Person to Invite to a cookout: Chris Kelstrom

Worst 40-Yard Dash Time in the Northstate: Dan Ramelli

Worst Place to Work in Shasta County: Shasta County

Worst Recurring Disaster: Tweakers cutting the Charter cables so we couldn’t watch Netflix for hours. Seriously, hours.

Worst Docudrama About a Missing Person: The Sherri Papini one on Hulu

Worst Mountain: Lassen. F*** Mt. Lassen. What, you think you’re better than me?

Worst at Dodging Close-Range Pepper Spray in Bullet Time: Me

Worst at Not Getting Caught with a Gun in the Elections Office: Richard Gallardo

Worst Place to Attempt a Full Hand Count of Ballots in a Population of Over 1,000 Registered Voters: Anywhere in California. Deal with it.

Best Costco in the Northstate: The Abandoned One on Dana Drive

Worst Place to Quietly Sit on the Floor: The Board of Supervisors Chambers

Worst Place to do Karaoke: The Board of Supervisors Chambers

Worst Place to do Stand-up Comedy: The Board of Supervisors Chambers

Worst Place to Ask Shasta County Officials to Fix Shasta County's Actual Problems: The Board of Supervisors Chambers

Worst Business to Buy Without Getting Sucked into Fraud: Lucky Miller’s

Worst Place to Hold a Recall Signature Booth: The parking lot near Whiskeytown BBQ

Worst Place to Put Up Racist Kamala Harris Signs: Any public place I can reach with a ladder

Worst Attorney in the Northstate: Any attorney severely addicted to cocaine and evading taxes

Worst Road to Drive On: Larkspur Lane. Seriously, never take this road as an almost trafficless shortcut from Hartnell all the way to Mistletoe.

Best Redding Driver at Navigating a Roundabout: N/A

Worst Artistic Depiction of Adolf Hitler: Eric Magrini

Worst Safeway: You know the one.