The band's stupid fucking name got me denied into the States

Was flying out to Inglewood from Vancouver to see the marathon show tonight but the customs guy at passport control refused to believe that "King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard" is a real band and accused me of coming up with an "obviously made up name on the spot".

They then sent me into secondary, where they strip searched me and found the Han Tyumi glasses I'd stashed in my ass for safe keeping.

Now they won't let me into the country for "being a fucking wierdo".

Thanks for nothing, "King Gizzard."