Ham radio is ruining my life.

I stay up all night tinkering with Web SDR, haven't slept since I got my call sign. I'm pretty sure I had a wife. I been ducking work for my clubs roll calls. I almost ran off the road eyeballing a giant antenna in some dudes yard, and I am quickly depleting my savings cause of dang old Icom and Yaesu. If this keeps up your gonna find me homeless and shivering in an alley somewhere with a bag full of Baofengs muttering CQ to myself over and over.😆😆😆