Ballistic Radicalized Me. Children should not have internet access.

I swear I am going to lose my mind if I get put into a match where my team is filled up by the local daycare again. There's literally no comprehensible reason as to why I, a person who hates tactical shooters, am able to preform better and play more logically than 80% of my team. The only working answer is iPad kids that just hold forward and expect the game to be solved for them. I would rather be teamed with bots I swear to god. The voices are getting louder. Hell just ban me from the game even, I don't care. Save me from this personally crafted hell that swallows me, that extrudes its reach to pull me down.

This is like half serious.