guys i need a weird name

okay this is my boy—>girl kermit. and sometimes squeeb. i don’t really think either fit. she’s really flightly and loves jumping off of everything (including me then lands on the floor…) She’s such a sweetie tho and maybe has the brain cell? i might be wrong but she’s pretty smart. almost like she knows what im thinking. i go one way and she goes the other but i catch her then she jumps off of me… like what..

Anyways i love her and i need a very odd name (pic for weirdness)