We’re the mystery team

We’re the mystery team that is pursuing Roki Sasaki! (Credit to my dad for bringing this up tonight)

Sasaki can only obtain a rookie deal in his transfer from Japan, so we have the capital to sign him.

He is a young phenom who is looking to develop more to before becoming an unrestricted FA. Our major league pitching staff has proven to be a machine that churns out weapons.

Finally, he’s going to do lots of endorsements to build his rep and earn more money while he is here. Minute Maid is now Daikin, who has their NA HQ in no where but Houston.

Case closed. If he doesn’t end up in Houston it’s because we weren’t willing to drop/trade someone from our current hypothetical rotation.

Edit 1/17/25: FUCK